In a quandary

I am in a quandary here folks. I don't know who to vote for.
I tend not to agree with either party most of the time, and actually spent the last half of last year desperately hoping Michael Bloomburg would run for president, so that I would have someone with at least half a brain to vote for.
Just so you know, I tend to be Conservatively Liberal. Frustrating, I know. And, frankly a bit nerve making since I am moving to what is quite possibly the most conservative state in the nation. (And I felt out of place in Ohio!)
Anyway.
YES, I am a tree-hugger. Of sorts. I think saving the environment is important. HOWEVER... I DO think we need to open up the Alaskan Oil Fields for drilling. The critters will learn to deal and adapt. Really. We truly need to get FAR away from Mid-east Oil. If that will help us.. then I say GO FOR IT.
YES, I think gays should have the same rights as married couples as we do. I do not feel that exposing children to alternative lifestyles is going to corrupt their little minds. People are people, and love is love. What people do with their lives, as long as it does not harm others, is between them and God, and is really not my business.
I personally do not believe in abortion. But, I would not have the audacity to tell another woman that she could not have one simply because I don't believe in it. I do not, however, believe that late term abortion should be legal in any way.
I am for the death penalty in cases of proven murder, rape and severe child abuse.
I believe that law abiding citizens should have the right, always, to bear arms and to defend themselves and their families.
I support our soldiers unequivocally. My husband was Army for six years. As far as I am concerned, for the most part, they are the bravest men and women in the world and are standing between Americans and the terrorists. (Then there are the idiot soldiers who toss puppies off cliffs - http://www.tosspuppy.com/)
But, in general, they are great people standing for America.
I don't feel that we should have gone to war in Iraq. America should not be the world's policemen. However, since we DID go to war, we need to stay and finish the job, and do it right.

I know... sometimes I even confuse myself with the wanderings of my mind.
But, as far as how to vote in this election... I have NO clue. Hilary is (for a highly intelligent woman) a complete idiot. Obama is just scary. And John McCain... well... just the thought of yet another Republican in office is enough to make my blood run cold. Our country will bankrupt itself if that happens. We will be back to breadlines.
I really really wish Bloomburg had run.
If you have any cogent theories to share, feel free. I could use the help making up my mind.